What to do with my first blog?

So, here I am sitting at my computer killing myself trying to figure out what I am going to blog about in my first blog. Then it hits me, blog about not knowing what to blog about. Then sit back and watch a hole rip open in the space-time continuum because you just created a paradox the likes of which have not been seen since 1985 when Marty Mcfly got the Delorean up to 88 MPH, went back in time and kissed his mom, thus causing his father and mother to not fall in love and ultimately "uncreating" himself, talk about a pickle.... I digress. So, back to the not knowing what to blog about. Right so as it turns out once you get the ball rolling it's not too hard to just let the words fall out of your head and land in that magic land of "my blog". Oh yes friends that's where the magic happens. For the record, I in no way claim that this blog is going to have any logical purpose or serve any benefit to anyone. I simply hope you might enjoy the nonsensical rants of a slightly crass goofball. -Zing!